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Mark's Daily Apple & Blog Archive & In Search of a Good Poop (or Sh*t Ha…: Mar 27, 2:36pm 5 reviews health
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/poop-health/; eye of the tiger. good to know.

CBC.ca: Mar 27, 11:27am 1 review news
http://www.cbc.ca/bc/; i love CBC. not only because the first time i heard the word "fuck" on TV was on the high school party episode of degrassi high (when caitlin found out joey was "fucking" someone else), but because they're the only credible news source that would put this on their website:

"What do you think about the new smoking bans?

I would rather be in the vicinity of cigarette smoke than the bad breath and farts of the sanctimonious nerds who have so gleefully imposed these silly laws.

-James Alexander, Vancouver"

YouTube - Ball Park - Sleeping: Mar 27, 9:59am 1 review video-games
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVMrdJDSqI; looks like sexual assault to me.

How To Behave After Sex (Love & Sex: THE LOVE STORY): Mar 27, 7:22am 15 reviews humor
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-behave-after-sex; a great resource for all things intimacy related, including "how to give a great man to man hug".

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-tastic.

The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.: Mar 26, 10:03pm 69 reviews humor
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_how_to_draw_a_face.php; i love this.

my dad draws bears. i'm going to have to take a picture of one. every family member that has ever had a cast has my dad's bear on it.

i miss my dad. i'm going to call him RIGHT NOW.

Photos | Флоке | Flocke: Mar 26, 9:54pm 44 reviews photography, wontar-is-wicked
http://www.flocke.ru/ru/photos; hello. i'd like a baby polar bear please. one that never grows big and eats me.

thanks.

SU: Lonely Hearts Club: Mar 26, 9:44pm 1 review relationships
http://lonely-hearts-club.group.stumbleupon.com/; i was bored and looking up groups on SU, and came across this one. it brings up an interesting subject: love on SU.

ok - who can HONESTLY SAY that they haven't had some sort of romantic entanglement on SU? seriously. single, not single, married, gay, straight - nearly every person on here has had some sort of encounter - real or cyber - with another person on SU i'm sure. i mean, let's face it, if we had fulfilling love/social/sex lives, we probably wouldn't spend so much fucking time online.

i came onto SU because the guy i was dating at the time said "hey, i heard of this cool site on CBC." we mostly spent hours and hours playing games against each other and basically fucking around. i will admit it - i slightly judged those who were on it for social reasons. i was adamant that it wasn't why i was here. then, you know, things with the guy were off, then on and off and on and off, and in between and amongst all that time i built up this social network on here, and, along with that came my very first online romance.

it's not hard to fall for a cyber someone, really. it's like choose your own adventure: you can assign a voice, body movements, personality, whatever you want. they provide the basis with their clever comments and better-than-average photo as an avatar, but really, you get to fill in all the blanks. my online romance went on for months to great success until we started talking on the phone. then all the personality traits and quirks i had given him virtually were there in actuality, and i didn't find them nearly as endearing.

so, needless to say, i'm slightly biased against online/SU romances, and am really impressed with those that have actually met someone and fallen into a real relationship. i certainly wouldn't actively seek it out, but i wish these lonely hearts luck.

Mar 26, 3:37pm: giant octopus:
"males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis"

men in my town:

Urban Dictionary: angry dolphin: Mar 26, 1:45pm 1 review linguistics
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry%20dolphin; i'm glad i was with a happy beluga vs. an angry dolphin.

Official site of Regal Gifts Corporation / Innovative Gift Ideas - Canada: Mar 26, 1:14pm 2 reviews shopping
http://www.regalgreetings.com/; this store/catalogue has the MOST junk in one place you've ever seen (new junk that's destined to be garage sale junk.) i was trying to find this obscure, retarded thing for my dad and regal claimed to have it, so i signed up so i could shop online for it and they didn't have it. i de-ticked the box that said "yes! i want to receive shit from you!" but lo and behold, 3 weeks later, guess what i got: a regal catalogue. so, of course i gave my work address and provided some entertaining lunch time perusing.

it was a hard call, but in the end, amber and i decided that this was the best thing in the catalogue. or, at least, it has the best picture:

from now on, if you're at my place and you want anything to eat/drink, you get one of these babies.

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