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Last login: 32 hours agoSargt000: chevelle perignon rainbow bright is a person from Yay Sunshine, Bahrain.; Likes 8,457 pages, 747 videos, 403 photos • 706 fans • Received 217 reviews; Member since Jun 14, 2006

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YouTube - Britney Spear Runs Over Paparazzis Foot - HOLLYWOOD.TV: Oct 19, 2007 12:35pm 1 review celebrities, video
http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=2urynicu6y; britney nearly takes out a paparazzo. ok - i'm so fucking sick of everything britney, seriously, but i'm even more sick of these fuckers. i would lose my SHIT if i had to wade through 100 nosy bastards every time i left my house. i hope britney takes out more of 'em before she od's/commits suicide/is committed/goes to jail.

Oct 19, 2007 11:18am: dear women: congratulations on being a person for 78 years, as of yesterday.

i had a cup o' tea to celebrate.

Oct 19, 2007 10:44am: dear time change:

i am not a fan.

7am (i.e. 4am) came really, really fucking early after so many martinis and beer last night.

dear rain: i was not prepared for you. i'm from the fucking driest part of BC - i don't consider rain an option normally.

dear nice guy who lent me his rain jacket. i forget your last name and your room number. so, i guess, thanks for the jacket.

dear hot tub and pool: i'll be there in 5.

dear ottawa: i think i love you. what am i so afraid of? i'm afraid that i'm not sure of, a love there is no cure for.

Oct 18, 2007 10:13pm: holy crap - i come back to my hotel room drunk at 1am to find my tv on, my bed turned down, 2 mints on the pillow and some hot french canadian tucking me in and kissing me goodnight.

i kid about the french canadian. but the rest is true.

Oct 18, 2007 3:06pm: 1 long plane ride. 1 nearly missed connection. 1 hotel room upgrade and 1 drink date later.

as i look out my hotel room window, i see the parliament buildings.

hooray for ottawa. and work funded adventures.

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/sycophantic: Oct 17, 2007 8:09pm 1 review linguistics
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/sycophantic; i had to look this up to understand exactly what i was asking of jedencorrell. i want to be one of her "characteristic of a slanderer" asswipe friends.

wow. i learned a new word. hooray for me!

StumbleUpon - Jedencorrells web site reviews and blog: Oct 17, 2007 8:07pm 277 reviews stumblers
http://jedencorrell.stumbleupon.com/; i want to be one of her sycophantic asswipe friends.

please?

UPDATE: yay!

Oct 17, 2007 7:55pm: going to our nation's capital tomorrow.

*waiting 5 seconds while all non-canadians google where that is*

some crazy bastards actually want to listen to me blabber on about my job, and are paying my way to come out. so 3 days of conference and then 4 days of hanging out with friends and my brother and his family near toronto. i love work-funded adventures.

thought i'd tell you this time, because last time i left for a week some of you thought i was dead *ahHEMstalkers*. though this time i won't be in the boonies and i had to bring my laptop, so i may pop in from time to time.

Pajama Mommy Community: Oct 17, 2007 2:02pm 10 reviews blogs, funny-funny-haha
http://www.pjmommy.com/; ok - i'm not going to thumb DOWN the page, since i didn't actually stumble on it, charlie did. but i have to give a raging wart covered fungus filled thumbs down to this:

from the page: "I love pearls and the PureKids Pearls for Children have a marvelous collection of youth oriented pearls. "

seriously. your kid in pearls? no fucking way. maybe it's because i'm more of a "funky jewelry" girl than a "classy jewelry" girl, but i would never give my kid pearls, for more reasons than i could possibly list. (well, that's not true. for more reasons that you care to read through.)

this, of course, leads into a great story.

a story about my friend, e.

e. is very much a girly girl, with the super long blonde hair that's always over one shoulder, but she's also a kick ass outdoorsy girly girl, so she gets some points back from me. e. has this thing for pearls. she always has pearl earrings in, even as she's flyfishing on some remote river. e. loves anything to do with pearls.

one night, e. is in bed with her boyfriend, things are getting pretty hot and heavy, and he whispers in her ear, "i really want to give you a pearl necklace."

well, holy fuck. e. was ecstatic. she jumped up, said "really? REALLY? oh i really really reallyreally want one. i've wanted one since i was a little girl. a nice, dainty, pearl necklace." e. started to cry.

imagine her crushing disappointment when her boyfriend had to explain the kind of pearl necklace he really meant.

she's never mentioned pearls again.