i put the F U in fun. i am not shallow. i like men for their braaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnsssss.
thanks to my stalker for the zombie slut avatar.
my muxtape.
boobs.
i love this dealie. seriously. i'm the biggest spiller in the world - i always end up wearing something. canada day long weekend i finished my ENTIRE MEAL of RIBS no less with a white shirt on and nothing. then i picked up my plate and ended up with sauce on the sleeve. whipped this baby out. then chris got some on his shorts. so i lent it to him.
MAGIC i say.
once, i was at a wedding, a cabin wedding, pretty casual. in light capri pants. i spilled a drop of red wine on them and was so pissed. i decided i had to run back to my cabin and change. so i stood up - and spilled the entire glass all over my crotch. needless to say the pants were ruined, and i had to drink the whole bottle to soothe my pain. not sure the tide pen would have worked so hot there, but it would have been fun to have some cute boy help me try.