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i just want to shout out to all the ladies bothered by stumble pervs, seriously. you're great, and it sucks, so change your avatar if you hate all the pervy messages. seriously. put something stupid, like you in a retarded sockeye salmon halloween costume. the only big cock avatar i've had regularly in my network is this one, and he's always welcome.
and for you landlocked folks, yes - that is a salmon. a spawning sockeye, to be exact. they turn bright red as their muscle begins to digest itself after swimming a super fucking long way from the pacific ocean to do a little dance, make a little love, and get down (in the river) tonight. i'm a female, and that bad boy there is the male. note the large hump on his back - that's protection from the nasty ass teeth the males grow (see his hooked jaw?) to fight over lovin' the ladies.
i loved my salmon job (this, by the way, was not my uniform). part of the job was to enumerate the dead (which is a fancy word for count dead fish). we had to chop them in half with a machete. nothing was more satisfying than a chopping a freshly dead big ass male sockeye with a sharp machete in one clean swipe. jason voorhees would be so proud of my machete skills.
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