i put the F U in fun. i am not shallow. i like men for their braaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnsssss.
thanks to my stalker for the zombie slut avatar.
my muxtape.
boobs.
UPDATE: it's been pointed out to me by a couple of folks that this guy is already married. man, usually i'm the QUEEN at spotting the wedding ring, but i guess i was so blinded by the bacon, i disregarded the bling.
upon further inspection, however, i'm not even entirely sure this is a man. maybe it's the glasses, but really - questions are raised.
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wow. a man that dresses as bacon and a girl that dresses like salmon. it might be fate. find me this man.
ha. thanks jason for the set up effort. every girl needs a giant piece of bacon.